Le Word du Jour: soi-disant

Mmmmmm, sushi!

Word of the Day: hebetude

Bill Gates: "Windows is more secure [than Mac OS X, Linux, etc.] because it gets attacked more."
Don't you feel better about running Windows now??
Read the truth here.

This is reason enough to buy a Mac!!!

I have but two responses to this story:
"Well DUH!" and "Uh, yeah, riiiiiiight."
I'll let you figure out where each response goes. ;)

Word of the Day: frangible

Haven't we all wished for a million ping-pong balls and the people and equipment to do this?

Word of the Day: peripatetic

Word of the Day: concinnity

Check out the hottest song in the iTunes Music Store!

Insert joke here.

Sheesh, you'd think this guy would've learned!

Tired of giving someone your cold and not getting any thanks? Try this.

Word of the Day: abeyance

Let this be a lesson to us all:
Don't put beer in your trunk.

There may be no such thing as a free lunch, but plenty of other things are free, after six to eight weeks.

The headline says it all:
Cosmic Rays, Who's Yer Daddy?

Have children or thinking of having children? Read this.

Hmmm, I wonder if Muppet Labs has a web page like this one.

From the "Well, duh!" department:
Microsoft: We took MikeRoweSoft too seriously

Thank goodness for the Russian army. These brave men are keeping the world's beer supply safe:

BBC NEWS | Europe | Russian army rescues kegs of beer

Word of the Day: pantheon

Word of the Day: galvanic

How much do you know about the American presidency? Take this quiz.

For all you Democrats who can't come up with CREDIBLE reasons to hate GW, you can at least have fun with The George W. Bush Conspiracy Generator!

From the "Famous World Leaders' Pets: Where Are They Now?" department:

BBC NEWS | England | Churchill's parrot gets the bird

Word of the Day: timorous

Apparently we're all educated, stupid and brainwashed. Boy, I'm glad this guy is kind enough and wise enough to point this out!

Word of the Day: serendipity

Word of the Day: obstreperous

Word of the Day: gustatory

Word of the Day: venerate

Word of the Day: effete

Woman's Skin Falls Off, Miraculously Lives
Sheesh, make sure you know if you're allergic before taking any medication!

Be careful what you order at Burger King, you may not like the response you get!

Word of the Day: variegated

Like I've always said, these things are evil. They'll suck you in!

Word of the Day: abrogate

Word of the Day: sycophant