Thursday, April 22, 2004

ESPN.com - NFL - WWII salute? Fla. proposes Super Bowl show
Janet Jackson considered to be a health risk, banned from show
Word of the Day: commodious
Tired of your bananas bruising when you travel? You need a Banana Guard!
"The Banana Guard was specially designed to fit the vast majority of bananas. Its other features include multiple small perforations to facilitate ventilation thereby preventing premature ripening..."

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Word of the Day: myrmidon
Ever wished you had a Subservient Chicken to boss around?
Joke of the Day:
Q: What's yellow and dangerous?
A: Shark-infested custard!
Quote of the day:
There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Sunday, April 11, 2004

Word of the Day: renege
Yo, I'd like to send a special Easter shout-out to all my peeps!
Peace, out.
Happy Easter, yo!
What can you do with all that junk lying around the house? Take it to Goodwill, have a garage sale... or try sending it to the moon!