Wednesday, January 28, 2004

Bill Gates: "Windows is more secure [than Mac OS X, Linux, etc.] because it gets attacked more."
Don't you feel better about running Windows now??
Read the truth here.
This is reason enough to buy a Mac!!!

Tuesday, January 27, 2004

I have but two responses to this story:
"Well DUH!" and "Uh, yeah, riiiiiiight."
I'll let you figure out where each response goes. ;)
Word of the Day: frangible
Haven't we all wished for a million ping-pong balls and the people and equipment to do this?

Sunday, January 25, 2004

Check out the hottest song in the iTunes Music Store!
Insert joke here.
Sheesh, you'd think this guy would've learned!
Tired of giving someone your cold and not getting any thanks? Try this.
Word of the Day: abeyance
Let this be a lesson to us all:
Don't put beer in your trunk.
There may be no such thing as a free lunch, but plenty of other things are free, after six to eight weeks.

Saturday, January 24, 2004

Wednesday, January 21, 2004

Have children or thinking of having children? Read this.
Hmmm, I wonder if Muppet Labs has a web page like this one.
From the "Well, duh!" department:
Microsoft: We took MikeRoweSoft too seriously
Thank goodness for the Russian army. These brave men are keeping the world's beer supply safe:

BBC NEWS | Europe | Russian army rescues kegs of beer
Word of the Day: pantheon

Tuesday, January 20, 2004

Word of the Day: galvanic
How much do you know about the American presidency? Take this quiz.
For all you Democrats who can't come up with CREDIBLE reasons to hate GW, you can at least have fun with The George W. Bush Conspiracy Generator!
From the "Famous World Leaders' Pets: Where Are They Now?" department:

BBC NEWS | England | Churchill's parrot gets the bird

Thursday, January 15, 2004

Apparently we're all educated, stupid and brainwashed. Boy, I'm glad this guy is kind enough and wise enough to point this out!
Word of the Day: serendipity
Word of the Day: obstreperous

Sunday, January 11, 2004